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It was naive to believe that subcategories that paid due to forms would not be abused. Nor did it move many if any, to peruse an education in their medium of postulation. As we undulate in ideas, some simply need to take a hike. From hindsight, we'll derive only two categories - open and fixed.

• Open holds writing that has no tangible attempt at any formal structure. It is free verse. If you don't know which subcategory to submit to, it's this one.
• Fixed holds writing that attempts any of the formal structures you fell asleep while learning in high school English. It may also hold a real attempt at creating your own personal structure. It is 98% likely that you will never submit to this category.

On a side note to all the wonderful people out there:

Thanks for not taking the time to learn anything about how this site operates beyond getting yourself instant gratification. We truely do not enjoy seeing your "Dear Diary" entries in Journalism. We also continue to not enjoy many other intentional and insipid submissions to incorrect categories. So much that we derive no positive expectations from browsing literature.

These infractions will be dealt with, expect increasing impudence

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Before we begin I guess it is pertinent to say...... well. Why the hell did anyone let this guy become an admin anyway? Look at his professional demeanor, his stringent abuse of posting news! Tight pants!

Well troops. It's
exactly that.
And my mean cup of ramen.

Mean Cup of Ramen (chicken flavor preferable, will not work with lime shrimp)

1. Bring two cups water to boil
2. Open package, if your frail protein starved arms are too weak; use your teeth
3. Dump everything in the water



4. If a silver package is floating in the boiling mass of pain... you lose! Go to jail without collecting 200$
5. Fish out package
6. Open package, and dump dehydrated piss powder
7. Grind coarse sea salts on noodles directly.
8. Penetrate one half sliced red peppers into mix after one minute
9. "(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end." Source Material
9. Agitate five shakes of crushed red peppers into mix.
10. Eat when done cooking
11. Swallow periodically

You see, without this valuable knowledge I'd never be an admin. It's about timing, communication, and a good sense of direction. Anyway...

Happy Birthday!

This message is bought to you by 6 beers.

As you see here is typically vagrant behavior made possible by the efforts of multiple people, suggestions, and of course - calling mom.



This is a sneak peak. All I am allowed to show in fact, the rest will be declassified as it will. A couple points about what you are seeing:

• This is bare minimum of display information (author information, date, etc.)
• Prose will have longer, controllable excerpts
• The prime idea is getting a good idea of what you will be reading, spending minimal time clicking - page loading - scrolling - etc.
• The little images are author tags, an easier shape than 50x50 icons and kinda cute if ornamental

A quick note this isn't all that there is. More is being discussed and analyzed. The developments in rotation are considered the essential tools that a writer needs on dA to thrive and grow individually and as a community. There will always be new things to try, add, or improve. The things we are working on now, serve as a foundation.

If anyone wants to send email to the dailydevs [at] deviantart.com
for literature DD selections, please insert into the title exactly as follows:

[Lit DD] - Title of your suggestion

All other messages will be filtered out due to spam issues.

Or you can circumvent the whole issue by noting any / all gallery directors.
Preference makes the human.